Blunt and Gobbel just can’t go home. Their Christmas Eve patrol through London ends with informing an elderly couple of their daughter’s death. As you might expect from award winning playwright Anthony Neilson, things go hilariously awry.
Beset by a dead dog, an imaginary tea cart and P.A.P.S. (Parents Against Pedophile Scum), the two constables are in for a wild night.
